Episode 16 - The Wannabe detectives and a shag

Did you vote? Have you had any tweatments? Maybe Botox isn't your friend!  By the way, what's your favourite word for hinting that you're feeling a bit fruity? It's a weird one, and trying to find a less cringy term just makes it even funnier. We look at what's been happening in the news with all the detective dumbasses and Inspector Clueless types creating a Sherlock shitshow on Facebook.  Do you know how easy it is to teach a person English?  Listen to Dunn's really simple idea!

Please, can the 'On Hold' music at doctors' surgeries change to something better? How about giving us a choice of comedians instead of the hideous repetitive tunes with Care navigator's voices of doom telling us our place in the queue?  How the reception staff triage issues like your fanny falling out, and how they are probably more important than a midge bite!

We've concluded that some people will always be invited to the top deck of the boat, while we'll be asked to stay below. We'll never be posh enough!

We reminisce about the slang words we used in the 80s  'chinny' that our kids wouldn't understand in 2024. Then, we look at the new and trending slang words now used by our kids that seem far too long

Get shagged